American-Bred Terrorists Causing Alarm For Law Enforcement

Everyone saw the headline, right?

American-Bred Terrorists Causing Alarm For Law Enforcement

What do they mean, “law enforcement”???? WTF is that???? I thought we were at war!?!??

WAR ON TERROR!!!!

War means the military, not law enforcement; otherwise, why would we have bothered sending hundreds of thousands of troops and spent hundreds of billions of dollars invading and occupying Afghanistan and Iraq? Think the FBI could do that? The CIA? Give me a break. If this was a matter of concern for law enforcement would we just stand idly by while thousands of American and Allied lives and countless millions of civilians are killed as part of our military exploits and excursions – I mean, protection of our liberties and freedoms!! – if that should have been something for law enforcement??

PLEEEEEEASE.

So when can we expect to see tanks rolling through Fairfax? How else can we “smoke ’em out of their caves, heh, heh?” I mean, seriously, unless I’ve missed something the last 9 years, WE ARE AT WAR!!! Terrorism isn’t a crime, it’s an act of war. Call in the friggin’ Army, Marines, and Blackwater contractors – the real bad asses…….oops, that’s the real rich bad asses!

This is what we’ve been told since Sept 12, 2001, isn’t it? I mean, Duh-bya and Dicky and Rummy and all those good ol’ boys wouldn’t lie to us, right? We’re at war, dammit. And besides, we all know that it’s only the sniveling liberal, peace-niks, and spineless Dems who ever lie to us. Not the good patriotic, god-fearing, Ronny-worshipping (notice which gets capitalized – their real god) Ree-pub-lickins.

So, please. Please tell me that this means we’ll be invading Virginia next. We needs to “fight over there so’s we don’t have to fight ’em over here”….in Pennsyltucky, that is!

That’s enough.

It’s about effing time we started talking about terrorism for what it is – a crime. How come we’re not targeting Chesser and his fellow idiot citizens with tanks, drones, and laser-guided missiles like we do in Muslim countries?

How come we send law enforcement to arrest him, but we bomb Iraq back into the stone age?
Fact: seven years after our invasion, and the lights still aren’t on and the water still doesn’t run like it did before we arrived. (http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2010/0621/First-day-of-summer-in-Iraq-signals-hot-violent-months-ahead)

Could it be that it’s because we’re a bunch of friggin’ xenophobic, hypocritical, frightened, punk-ass, racists who have no problem seeing our military flex its muscle when it’s against non-Christian, non-whites in another country?

Here’s a clue: all the military muscle in the world won’t stop terrorists. It breeds them.

And so we get to witness the next stage in the evolution of the military industrial complex Ike warned us about during our life times. We get to watch what once was a dick-measuring contest against another form of government – communism – and a couple of erstwhile opponents, the USSR and China, now evolve (devolve, if you ask me) into a perpetual and exponentially bigger drag on our economy, the federal budget, and worst of all, the moral character of our society in the name of “Homeland Security” as if we can make our homes more secure by destroying someone else’s.

Now on the count of 3, everyone take another big, long, chug of the Kool-Aid. 1……………..2………………3.